HOW DARE YOU?!

THE CUBE IS NOT FOR SALE!

WE DO NOT OFFER MERCHANDISE!

YOU MUST BE UTTERLY INSANE TO SUGGEST SUCH A THING!

THE CUBE OF JUSTICE CHOOSES THOSE ALLOWED TO REPRESENT IT!

(But once we get this whole sales tax, business, and accounting stuff figured out, the mighty Soojaganoo will probably have some cool T-shirts or other random consumer goods you humans seem to enjoy momentarily before discarding them back to the planet you inhabit until they accumulate so much that you build a park on top of it and pretend everything is fine… Check back soon!)